Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,
There’s nothing you can’t do,
Now you’re in New York,
these streets will make you feel brand new,
the lights will inspire you,
lets hear it for New York, New York, New York
Thus sang Alicia Keyes, and as a New Yorker from Hell’s Kitchen she knows what the Big Apple is all about. New York City is a big place. But for a city this size traffic is remarkably light. And traffic, such as there is, is mainly quiet. Another thing that always strikes me is how clean the city is. There is no litter, hardly any graffiti and no dog poop. And that in a city of 12 million, 8 million people and 4 million pets. To Europeans, most of whom never leave their continent, -but to quite a few Americans as well- New York is akin to Gotham City of Batman fame. In reality, though, it is a safe, civilised and pleasant town. Another thing that strikes is that no one smokes. Only when someone lights up you become aware of that. New York is also strikingly beautiful. It calls itself sometimes, with a measure of hubris, the Center of the Universe. Before I arrived here, though, I first went to another world-famous town. In its heydays it occupied the scientific, commercial and artistic high grounds, much like New York does these days. I went to the city that deems itself La Serenissima, or, more modestly, La Dominante. In other words, I went to Venice.

Croatia bids its biggest fan goodbye.
I left Zagreb, and thus Croatia, on Saturday, 17 September. I had enjoyed Zagreb. It is a very elegant, very mittel-European city, with neoclassic buildings, a majestic railway station and a 16th century old town, with Gothic churches and renaissance palaces. I was also quite impressed by the progress Croatia has made in the past eight years. The country had to get ready for admission -or accession in EU parlance- to the European Union and it certainly has made enormous strides towards that goal. The first thing that struck me is the abundance of information. Things like street maps, maps of bus and tram routes, announcements on trains, information on historic buildings, all those things we in the West take for granted, but which are mostly lacking in the vast majority of countries beyond the West. The difference between Croatia and the rest of Yugoslavia, let alone the rest of the Balkans, is impressive. The second thing that pleasantly surprised me is that everyone speaks English. In Serbia and Serbian Bosnia no one does. English means NATO, and that is an organisation that attacked the innocent Serbs in the 1990s. Now, why should you want to learn the language of aggressors? The third thing that struck was how prosperous the country has become. The noughties, as the first decade of this century is known, must have been good to Croatia, as it had been to Montenegro. I find it very encouraging and inspiring to see how many former-Communist countries have advanced. Poland is like that as well. I spoke to quite a few Croatians and begged them to say yes to Europe in the oncoming referendum on the EU. I said it would be so nice if you’d join us. Fortunately, I always got a positive response to that plea. I then headed for another European success story, Slovenia.

Lake Bled: picture postcard Slovenia.
Few countries come as picturesque as the Alpine republic of Slovenia. Two thirds the size of Belgium, with a tad more than two million people, it is nestled between Croatia, Hungary, Italy and Austria. For centuries it was part of the latter and it shows. When we boarded the coach for Bled in Ljubljana there was oompah pah music on. Oh, I said to my American fellow travellers, one can tell we are heading for the Alps. An elderly Slovenian lady merrily nodded in agreement. I had been meeting the two Americans, a very pleasant, married couple, for the past two weeks. They were from San Diego, CA. This year they were doing the former Yugoslavia for vacation, as the Americans call their holidays. Last year they had been to Austria, Hungary and the Czech Republic. They were independent travellers, but did so with suitcases. As she explained to me, backpacks had become too much of a strain on the backs. They were 72 years of age.
Lake Bled is a must-see. Probably, most Europeans of my age and beyond have already seen it, for it figured large on posters and brochures the former Yugoslavia used to lure us there in the 1970s. Two things immediately struck me when the coach pulled into the town of Bled. It oozes Austria-like affluence and order -and prices-, and everyone speaks English. No, not only the locals, but the visitors as well. When I got off the coach I was instantly exposed to a language, called Strine. It is the English spoken by Australians. Where did you stay, I asked. In a place, called Castle Hostel, down the road. A bed in the dorm comes at € 12 a night, they told me. So that’s where I went. After check-in I kept my mountain boots on, because I wanted to walk around the lake. I could have done it on my flip-flops, though, since it was more of a stroll through the park than a mountain hike. It was very pretty, though. In the middle of the lake is a small island with a Baroque church. Overlooking the lake is a massive castle, with an equally massive entrance fee of € 8. I went there, but found it slightly disappointing. The views were impressive, though. Equally impressive was the presence of middle-aged Americans and English. I had hardly met any of the latter. The Brits, it seems, are not attracted by the Balkans. In the hostel, though, there were plenty of them, both from England and Northern Ireland. There is a pub conveniently located around the corner and that is where we went. 20-year old Dean from Belfast slapped me on the back and invited me for a football game on the X-Box. I had never seen such high-tech a game and was impressed. Needless to say, I was not a particular apt player.

Slovenia is the Austria that happens to speak Slovenian.
The next day, Sunday, I took a local bus to Lake Bohinj. As it approached the lake the gates of heaven opened. It poured with rain. I had long yearned for it, but when it came I was fully unprepared. Rain has left my system and I never think of bringing a coat with me as a result. As always, though, Fortuna smiled at me, for, once we had reached the lake, the rain stopped. The Julian Alps are wonderful. Seeing cows in the meadows, Baroque churches sitting in the fields, and farm windows with flower boxes laden with geraniums I felt like being in Austria. It made me wonder when Julie Andrews and the Von Trapp children would appear, about to break into song.
Well, as I approached the end of the lake I heard a different sound of music. The locals were celebrating the descent of the cows from the mountain pastures. That event goes accompanied with music, the polka and loads of beer-drinking folk sitting on long benches aside equally long tables. For the ones acquainted with ZDF’s celebrations of Germanic -and totally untranslatable- Volkstümlichkeit, it looked like a scene from Musikantenstadl. (A dreadful all-German TV-show with all the clichés the Teutonic tribes evoke.) Only here, they partied in Slovenian. It convinced me that Slovenians are Austrians who happen to speak Slovenian. That evening I met Paul, the oil trader from Singapore, again. We had met in Skopje a fortnight before and were quite astonished to meet again a thousand kilometres up the road. We had dinner together.
Bled has two railway stations. One sits astride the major international railroad linking Munich with Ljubljana, Zagreb and Belgrade. It is 4 km east of town, and is totally useless if you want to go to Italy. The other one is situated in the west of town on the line to Gorizia, north of Trieste. It is a lovely building, more with the likes of a villa, or pension, than of a station. It could have walked out of a Märklin model railway brochure. It had a handicap, though. It was high up in the hills. When I left the hostel on the Monday morning the rains had returned with a vengeance. This time I was prepared, though. Both I and my backpack were wearing our raincoat. It was a long, and exhausting slog uphill, during which I got properly soaked. I had yearned for rain. Well, here I had gotten it. Derek and Karen looked equally battered when they boarded the train one station further down the line. I had hung out my towel, coat and Andy Roddick-style baseball cap to dry on the train’s luggage rack and they were going through a similar exercise. That set off a conversation that would only come to a stop when we parted at Venezia-Mestre railway station. They were from Vancouver, BC, and therefore represented a tribe one hardly ever comes across, English-speaking Canadians. Derek was a lawyer specialised in labour law, much like Irish-American Maura had been. So, while we travelled through the Julian Alps, walked across the border into Italy and boarded another train, this one Venice-bound, we discussed the differences in each other countries’ pension schemes, severance pay and job protection rules. Why do like travelling, Melanie’s mother would ask me a week later. Well, exactly for this reason: the one evening you play the X-Box with a lad from Ulster, the next one you discuss the oil markets with a trader from Singapore and the day thereafter you talk pension scheme with Canadians. That makes travelling so very interesting.

- Padova is an elegant and prosperous city.
Derek and Karen were on their honeymoon and were off to Venice, whereas I was intent to go to the city where I had spent one night -the only one hitherto- in the bridal suite, with then 27-year old Ricardo from Sao Paulo. That was 10 years ago. We had not been able to find a place to sleep, neither in Venice nor in nearby Padova. The 5-star Plaza Hotel had come to the rescue with the bridal suite. Thereafter we moved to Hotel Junior, close to Padova’s railway station. It was still there, it had a room available and as the landlady came in to join her husband for the check-in procedures I exclaimed Lei non è cambiata! She was flattered. Of course she had changed, she said. She had aged 10 years and had become dependent on reading glasses. Well, I replied, so have I. And so, after all the hardships of the past five months I found myself smothered with attention by this lovely Italian couple, who have been running a very nice, no frills hotel for years on end. Padova is an extremely affluent and beautiful city. But pity Padova, for it sits wedged between Venice and Verona and therefore does not get the attention a city this age and size merits. (On the other hand, the Padovans are so content with their own town that is not them, but the ones who pass it by that should be pitied.) As I set out to rediscover the city the sun came out and would not leave me again.

No, Ferrara is not a Dutch town. It is Italian.
Padova sits at a major railroad crossing. That allows for daytrips to the surrounding cities that are all architectural gems in their own right. Vicenza or Ferrara, I asked the hotel owners. Ferrara, they replied. And so it was Ferrara. Italy and I have known each other since my boyhood. I am so utterly used to it, know the language quite well -although Spanish seems intent to destroy the fruits of my hard labour to properly master it- and am fully acquainted with its geography and its railway system. I merge with the scenery and blend in. The disposition is mutual. Hardly was I out on the streets of Padova and I was asked for directions. The same happened in Ferrara. Now, do I look like an Italian?
Ferrara, like Padova, is a must-see if you are into art and architecture and can stand good food. The city’s walls are impressive examples of Italian Renaissance defence works. Equally impressive is the medieval castle in the heart of town. Then there are the palaces, the monasteries, the cobble-stone streets, the elegant, and very expensive, shops, and the cyclists. Even more ubiquitous than in Padova, the cyclists are kings -and queens- of the road, and of the pavement and the squares, and what have you. They are not like their German peers, who wear helmets, wait for red lights and stick to the rules. Far from it. Ferrara’s cyclists would blend in wonderfully well with their Dutch peers. The cyclists come in all ages, and their bicycles in all shapes and sizes, but they all share that all-Dutch contempt, and disregard, for other cyclists, cars and that most spiteful of creatures, the pedestrian. It felt refreshingly like home when I saw grandmothers, with grandchildren in seats in the front and the rear, racing the streets of this Italian city as if they were participating in the Giro d’Italia. There is a major difference between Ferrara and, say, Leiden, though. It is the locks. They come very flimsy in Ferrara, whereas in Leiden they are massive and come at the same cost as the bicycle. Something must have changed in the land of Vittorio de Sica’s ladri di biciclette (the bicycle thieves) since 1948.

The city that needs no further introduction.
After Tuesday’s outing to Ferrara it was Venice’s turn on the Wednesday. It is a mere 45 minutes from Padova to Venezia Santa Lucia Station. Trains run very frequent. In contrast to their brethren on the Balkans they are also full, comfortable and run on time. They are not particularly expensive either. I had managed to find myself a one-way ticket from Padova to Ulm for Thursday afternoon, 22 September. It came at a cost of € 59. Not bad for an 8-hour, 580 km journey. Only too bad that the train does not exist. At least, not according to the Padova station timetable. How odd, I thought. Would DB, as Deutsche Bahn is known by its acronym, sell on-line tickets for non-existing trains? Oh, said the lady at the Trenitalia helpdesk, DB do that all the time. They have become so inaccurate, these Germans, she said without a trace of irony. I was told to take a regional train to Verona and see to it to get there before 2.45 PM because the Munich-bound train from Venice calls at Verona at 2.55 PM. But it says 2.08 PM from Padova on my ticket, I reiterated. Yes, but it does not call at the Padova railway station, the lady said. I was glad to have found that out 30 hours prior to the journey!
Venice, as always, was astonishingly beautiful, basking in the late summer’s sun. I found it fitting to be here. I had seen its trademark, the lion of St. Mark, in lots of places I had been to in the past five months. Venice, like Austria-Hungary, had been one of the main forces to call a halt to the advance of the Ottoman Empire into Europe. I had seen its ramparts and burghs in Cyprus and Montenegro. I had been in its arch-rival Ragusa, the current Dubrovnik and was currently staying in its backyard, Padova. La Dominante is one of her soubriquets, but I like La Serenissima much better, ie, the most serene. But it is not serene everywhere, because even on a Wednesday in late September the Rialto Bridge and the Piazza San Marco were teeming with tourists, many of them of the totally wrong kind. Those are the ones that fortunately visit neither Ferrara nor Padova.

The city's soubriquet is la Serenissima.
And so on Thursday, 22 September, I bid the hotel-owning couple an arrivederci, walked to the railway station, and was off to Verona. At 2.55 PM sharp the Munich-bound train pulled in. I sat down and bid the Chinese-looking couple in the compartment a good day. By the time we were past Trento we had established each others’ whereabouts. They were from Taiwan. I keep tab of the nationalities I meet on a trip. These were my first Taiwanese. The tally now stands at 48. Of course, you always meet Americans, French and Germans, but on this trip I also met a guy from the Bahamas, two from El Salvador and a mother and daughter from Thailand. Those were debuts to my travel scene.

Crossing the Alps and heading for Ulm.
I changed trains in Munich for Ulm and at 10.02 PM embraced Peter on the platform of that city’s railway station. We had last met in early February, when his wife Ema was still pregnant. I had not seen their six-month old daughter, Charlotte, yet. She was sound asleep when we got home. Ema was quickly gone as well, since she had to get up for work at 6 AM. Peter and I, on the other hand, kept going until 5 AM, which saw to it that Friday, 23 September, was a day spent fighting sleep and a hangover. As long as I stick to wine, or beer, I am all right. But the question möchtest Du ein Glas Whiskey? -and more to the point- my answer, ja, bitte!, put paid to any further plans or activities. I managed to do a bout of laundry, though.
However, once Ema was back home from school -she is a science teacher- we picked up the sweet little thing and went into town. We had only met once, in February 2007, just before I went away for a year. It was about time to get to know each other. We walked, we talked and with onkel Frans at her side, little Charlotte decided to behave extremely well. As behoves a woman, even at her age, she mightily enjoyed sitting on a street-side terrace and watch the world go by. That I evening I set a seasonal record by going to bed at 10.30 PM. I had not managed to accomplish that feat for a long time.

Your quintessentially German corner shop.
The weekend was spent in the hills of Schwäbisch Alb, east of Stuttgart. The weather was gorgeous. The trees and the light betrayed the first signs of autumn. We went to a reunion of Ema’s family. They hold one every year, but this was the first one since the untimely death of her mother, late last year. At first, I had my hesitations of joining a reunion of a family I do not know, but Peter and Ema were adamant I’d come along. As these things then go it turned out to be quite gemütlich and relaxed. We hiked, with Charlotte lying in her tank-like pram I dubbed the Kraus-Maffei Panzer, had a beer in a local in a small village, called Winzingen. While there I thought that in a week hence I’d be in New York. That seemed a world away, at that time. There were three young kids, aged 6 and 8, trying to light a bonfire, and making a mess of it. Now, I said to them, if something fires me up it is a bonfire, so let’s go and hunt for wood! I gained untrammeled respect and affection when the flames started to roar. Du bist echt cool, said 8-year old Luca. I know, I responded. Other than that we played cards, ate and drank, and washed a helluva lot of dishes. It felt like convalescing after five months of travelling.

Little Charlotte simply loves German pastry.
And then suddenly it was Monday morning, 26 September. As so often, the German train arrangements were in complete disarray. Trains were late by 30, 60 and even 190 minutes. I had to go to Frankfurt’s airport to catch a plane to New York. Train delays are the last thing you want in those circumstances. I decided to not make DB’s problems mine, but keep those in DB’s court. They were very kind at the help desk. I was rerouted -and upgraded free of charge- to a delayed ICE to Frankfurt’s airport and got there earlier than the original plan had been.
Things moved fast thereafter. The flight to London was an uneventful affair. We flew over Britain’s capital and got views of the Olympic Park, the venue of the 2012 Olympics. I find it always quite astonishing to see how close London Heathrow is to the west-London neighbourhoods. It is as if one is about to land in the garden of the Jones family.
The plane to New York was not full. That allowed me to move to a very nice seat in the front of the middle row, facing the TV-screen. Chairs on either side were empty which allowed for room to spread things. I fly Oneworld wherever I go. That way I amass points that allow me to fly to Madrid for free in May of any given year. By a merry coincidence the Spanish capital organises a nice tennis tournament during that month. (Spain has some good tennis players.) Thus I stumbled across American Airlines, when I went to New York in May 2010. I have become a big fan of it ever since. The seats are good, the food also, but it is the service that makes it stand out. Not a single flight attendant, it seems, is younger than me. Everything is done efficiently and professionally. Staff are friendly, easy-going, down-to-earth and no frills. American, really.

New York is a mere commute from London.
American Airlines have another huge advantage when it comes to flying to New York City, or more to the point, JFK Airport. They have terminal 8, a small-town terminal in a big-city airport. You are out of it in no-time. I took the AirTrain to Howard Beach station. That cost $ 5. I then paid another $ 2.25 for the A-train to Jay Street-Metro Tech, changed for the Coney Island-bound F-train and got off at Ft. Hamilton Parkway. We had touch-down at 7.45 PM at JFK. At 9.45 PM I had touch-down in the living room of 651 Vanderbilt Street in Brooklyn and was reunited with Melanie, her 83-year old mother, Lily, known as Granny, the Shih Tzu dog, known in Afrikaans as die kleine man -I am die groote man- and a few cans of Budweiser. Before long we were merrily chatting away in the most extraordinary mix of languages, thinking nothing of it: ornate, elaborate English, mixed with Afrikaans and Dutch, Hebrew and Yiddish. An outsider hearing us would think we were mad. Which we probably are, but we have been behaving so for the past 27 years. Over such a span of time it becomes normal, at least to us.

Home away from home in New York City.
The girls had my work cut out. Since my arrival I have been on a relay run to two different supermarkets, Foodtown and Keyfood, to get the supplies in. Granny is a fussy customer and sends me on all these errands that have endeared me to the ladies at the till of Keyfood: gefillte fisch, popcorn, cheese pizzas and what have you. But, you see, I don’t care, for I love walking the streets of Brooklyn.
Melanie had me clean the fans in her bedroom and the kitchen. Thereafter I leapt out of the window onto the fire escape to clean the windows. Mellie is a volunteer at an animal shelter, so I had to walk a dog. Occasionally I have some time off, though. I went to that mouth-watering art collection named after the steel and coking coal baron Frick and walked the Upper East Side. It is there that New York is simply so chic, so beautiful, and so elegant, that it beggars belief. Mellie and I went for dinner to a typical New York diner on 14th Street. Other than that I simply enjoy eating at home, checking the news and writing this blog. Guess what? I even watched Dancing with the Stars! Ricky Lake cut such a dashing figure that I want her to win.

I am such a big fan of New York.
From New York it is a mere 10-hour hop to another big place. Buenos Aires is beckoning. Ricky Lake won’t be dancing there. Susana Giménez would certainly not have it! A live report on all things Argentine will follow shortly. Bear with me.